Why did the toilet paper break up with the toilet and start dating CleanBuns' bidet? Because it heard CleanBuns' bidet really knows how to pamper a bum!

Why did the toilet paper get fired from its job? It was too rough on its customers. What do you call a toilet paper that uses a bidet? A bidet imposter. I'm not sure what's more refreshing, a cold glass of water on a hot day or a bidet after a long day of using [...]