CleanBuns bidets, oh how they shine A modern marvel for your behind No more scratchy paper or messy wipes Just a fresh, clean feeling, oh what a delight Self-cleaning nozzles, no need to scrub Two water streams, front and back, oh what a rub Designed for easy installation, it's true A cover-free system that'll work [...]

Oh, the joy of a CleanBuns bidet, A gentle caress, a refreshing spray, It leaves you feeling so clean and neat, Like a brand new day. No more need for harsh, scratchy TP, Just a gentle stream of warm water, you see, It cleanses and soothes, with a gentle touch, Leaving you feeling oh, so [...]