Ode to the toilet

Bidet Sonnet

By |2023-11-21T05:20:52+00:00November 21st, 2023|Poems|

Oh, the joy of a CleanBuns bidet, A gentle caress, a refreshing spray, It leaves you feeling so clean and neat, Like a brand new day. No more need for harsh, scratchy TP, Just a gentle stream of warm water, you see, It cleanses and soothes, with a gentle touch, Leaving you feeling oh, so [...]

A Poem to Clean Buns

By |2023-11-21T00:52:08+00:00May 18th, 2023|Poems|

CleanBuns bidets, oh how they shineA modern marvel for your behindNo more scratchy paper or messy wipesJust a fresh, clean feeling, oh what a delightSelf-cleaning nozzles, no need to scrubTwo water streams, front and back, oh what a rubDesigned for easy installation, it's trueA cover-free system that'll work for youBetter for the environment, no more [...]

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